A question: Do any journalists/ members of the media actually do any PROPER research? Or are they too busy rushing off caffeine fixes recovering from last nights hang over hoping to further their own personal careers?
The “notorious” Whitechapel Anarchist Group have “reformed” and are led by the evil demagogue Ian Bone… MoooHahaha….
What can only be described as uncorrect, infactual, sensationalist lies have been filling the papers recently. Class War, Wombles, Reclaim The Streets and Wat Tyler have all secretly re-emerged!! Shock horror! Really..? Where is the evidence?? Why are people dragging up defunct, non-existent or bare bone groups from the past? Is it because so they don’t have to do any real research and present information in a truthful way?
Thanks to the press for giving us such limelight. If they had bothered to read this blog, where all the information on our group, public meetings, paper distributions etc has been presented openly in the public domain, then how can a group which only formed in October 08 be reforming? We just started you muppets! How is Ian Bone our “leader” when he has clearly stated on his blog for months that he is involved in the Croydon Anarchist Group? And don’t start us on the whole “leader” thing… Two words: “WIKIPEDIA” & “ANARCHIST”.
Yeah and we are really going to “Storm” the Bank Of England aren’t we? Has anyone actually seen the building?? The height of the walls, the thickness of the concrete, the massive iron doors… Even the military would have a job on their hands with that one. Oh hang on I did read the other day that anarchists have a “tank”!
Why has no one from the press even contacted W.A.G directly? Yet they’ve been really keen to throw our name around when it suits them. Is that deadline so urgent that real research goes out the window? But then what would the press gain from printing actual truth? Like the fact we are a recently formed local group, who regularly produce and distribute a popular paper, hold regular OPEN public meetings and social events such as a Cinema Cafe and History Pub Crawls, deal with actual bread and butter politics like housing, unemployment, antirascism, police harrassment etc which have a REAL effect on our own day to day lives, ultimately defending the rights and civil liberties of our communities, neighbours and class who are grossly exploited in this blatantly unfair system. But that wouldn’t sell any papers would it?
STOP PRESS: Animal Liberation Front have flooded the sewers with liberated minxes in a plan to drive the rats onto the streets of the City. Autonomists from Europe are riding on the backs of dolphins strapped with lazer guns to their heads up the River Thames. Anarchists have plants within the Metropolitian Police dressed in body armour ready to inflict blood curdlingly violence with tazers and batons on people wearing blue ties.
Thanks for calling that one through Leader Bone.
[The author of this blog would like to make explicitly clear to members of the Associated Press/ The Police Federation/ People suffering from a Sense Of Humour Bypass that a few jokes were used in the above statements.]