The mainstream press are inventing more and more ridiculous lies about the up and coming protests (apparently anyone seen wearing a tie will be stripped, nailed to a crucifix and forced to read one of Tony Cliffs pamphlets) so it’s a relief to read some good news with Sir Fred scumbag Goodwin\’s home being attacked, the bad news is that he wasn’t at home when it happened.
Fred Goodwin, the former chief executive of the Royal Bank of Scotland has recently refused to give back any of his sixteen million pound pension pot despite the Prime Minster asking him really nicely too.
I think it’s only fair that we thank the kind hearted stone throwers’ who smashed his windows and damaged his car, not only does it warn other bankers off nicking our money but it also creates a little bit of employment for window replacement firms and mechanics.
The yuppie Fred ‘scumbag’ Goodwin sadly ran away in distress (possibly to Spain) leaving only the remarks of the supposed vandals behind.
“We are angry that rich people, like him, are paying themselves a huge amount of money, and living in luxury, while ordinary people are made unemployed, destitute and homeless. This is a crime. Bank bosses should be jailed. This is just the beginning.”
Good work brothers and sisters, the Whitechapel Anarchist Group expresses solidarity with your words and your actions.